Not to deliver breaking news or anything, but you aren’t perfect. Even your impeccably dressed neighbor with the seemingly flawless body and smug attitude has issues. Did the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston break up teach us anything? With their eerie good looks and fairytale life they seemed to have it all- until they didn’t … Continue reading »
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Are Your Family and Friends Making You Fat?
Your friends and family are supposed to be there for you when all others fail. They dutifully watch out for the nefarious stray piece of spinach in your teeth. They make you laugh until you snort and can’t breathe, and listen endlessly when you’re excited or upset. My ever vigilant loved ones have no problem … Continue reading »
Tips for a Slimming Halloween
I can help with your weight loss woes, but maybe I’m not the best person to give Halloween advice. As for my Halloween costuming skills, they would hardly cement me as a finalist for Project Runway. Exhibit 1: My first Halloween as a “princess”- definitely before Disney had the market cornered Exhibit 2: Surfer girl … Continue reading »
Go Skinny for Happy Hour
It’s the modern day ritual to help you celebrate at the end of a long work week. Back in the day, after slaughtering an animal for the tribe to feast upon, the warriors might partake in mead and festivities involving dancing virgins. Now our festivities following a long week in front of the computer are … Continue reading »
